| I was doing some dive classes down in the Keys two years
ago and had a person ask me, "Capt. Chad, how far apart are all these mile markers?" Just last winter
a lady asked me,"What time does the 4:30 tour leave?" And if that wasn't bad
enough, her husband asked "How many sunset cruises do you do each day?" I'm not smart enough to make this stuff up.
Then there was the little British kid who was playing with a manatee. The manatee was
taking a crap. The little boy sticks his head up and says with an English accent,
"This must be a boy manatee." The rest of the family agreed. Then the turd broke
off. Well half the family gets upset yelling, "It's a lepper manatee! It's
willey fell off!" And the little boy says, "Don't worry. I'll dive down and get
it. Then we can take them to the hospital and sew it back on!" I was very embarrassed
when I explained what it was that fell out of/broke off the manatee. Then they got
disgusted that manatee didn't use a bathroom. I remember changing the subject quickly. I
don't remember to what... |